Chalk this one up as a homage to those nitwit NASCAR conspiracy theorists who think every race has a predetermined outcome, that Dale Earnhardt Jr. always gets the biggest restrictor plate and that every good racing story is a carefully scripted work of Daytona Beach's France & Family.Yep, Lowe's Motor Speedway announced Friday that Hall of Fame wrestler Ric Flair will not only be on hand for the Sprint All-Star Race pre-race activities, but he'll serve as "honorary race director".
Somebody cue the black helicopters.
The track held a press conference Friday to introduce both Flair's at-track position (for first-time race fans, he doesn't actually do anything important involving the race, he's just more of a "Hey, guess who was at the race track this week?" type of guy) and that he'll be taking part in some upcoming advertisements for the race.
Of course, some (i.e. the people I described with my, uh, bitter opening) will find terrific irony in the fact that the "Nature Boy" of America's top scripted sports entertainment venue will be on hand for a sport that has seen its share of rigging accusations. For reference, just remember the cronies yelping after Dale Earnhardt Jr. won in dominant fashion at Daytona in July of 2001 -- the first race at the track after his father's death.
Snapshots of WWE Stars
Get ready for a figure four leg lock, NASCAR fans. Lowe's Motor Speedway has announced that wrestling legend Ric Flair will serve as the honorary race director at the Sprint All-Star Race in May. Click through to see photos of other World Wrestling Entertainment stars.
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WWE Superstars, MVP, and Maria attend an in store autograph signing at Kmart storE 4135 in Augusta, Ga., Saturday, March 7, 2009. (Brett FlashnickAP Images for KMart)
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WWE Superstars, MVP, and Maria attend an in store autograph signing at Kmart stor 4135 in Augusta, Ga., Saturday, March 7, 2009. (Brett Flashnick/AP Images for KMart)
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LOS ANGELES - FEBRUARY 12: WWE Wrestler and actor John Cena poses with the Los Angeles Police Department medal of valor winners before a game between the Calgary Flames and the Los Angeles Kings on February 12, 2009 at Staples Center in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Wendi Kaminski/NHLI via Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** John Cena
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WWE wrestler John Cena and TV personality Bindi Irwin arrive at the Nickelodeon Australian Kids
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WWE wrestler John Cena arrives at the Nickelodeon Australian Kids
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MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - OCTOBER 11: WWE wrestler John Cena poses with the award for Fave Sports Star backstage at the Nickelodeon Australian Kids' Choice Awards 2008 at the Hisense Arena on October 11, 2008 in Melbourne, Australia. This year's event, now in its sixth year, was held in Melbourne for the first time in its history. (Photo by Kristian Dowling/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** John Cena
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MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - OCTOBER 11: WWE wrestler John Cena poses with the award for Fave Sports Star backstage at the Nickelodeon Australian Kids' Choice Awards 2008 at the Hisense Arena on October 11, 2008 in Melbourne, Australia. This year's event, now in its sixth year, was held in Melbourne for the first time in its history. (Photo by Kristian Dowling/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** John Cena
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MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - OCTOBER 11: WWE wrestler John Cena poses with the award for Fave Sports Star backstage at the Nickelodeon Australian Kids' Choice Awards 2008 at the Hisense Arena on October 11, 2008 in Melbourne, Australia. This year's event, now in its sixth year, was held in Melbourne for the first time in its history. (Photo by Kristian Dowling/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** John Cena
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MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - OCTOBER 11: WWE wrestler John Cena poses with the award for Fave Sports Star backstage at the Nickelodeon Australian Kids' Choice Awards 2008 at the Hisense Arena on October 11, 2008 in Melbourne, Australia. This year's event, now in its sixth year, was held in Melbourne for the first time in its history. (Photo by Kristian Dowling/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** John Cena
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After all, (start sarcasm) it's quite easy to coordinate 43 cars, drivers and pit crews and know that a tire, radiator or any $4 part will stay intact for the length of a Sprint Cup race, right? (end sarcasm)
Back on the All-Star Race side of things, you've got to admit that LMS is tossing in some pretty amusing marketing ploys thanks to Flair's appearance. In the press release from the speedway, track president Marcus Smith even said "I have to admit, none have been stylin' and profilin' like the 'Nature Boy' will be at the 25th NASCAR Sprint All-Star Race."
The track also had a poster drawn up for the race in typical wrestling style, but with NASCAR drivers as the guys to fit the bill. Included were Dale "The People's Champ" Earnhardt Jr., Kurt "Vegas Violator" Busch and "Marvelous" Mark Martin among other drivers with nicknames you've already heard. The track even pitted Kevin Harvick and Carl Edwards in a mock matchup (remember October?) and stated that Kyle "Rowdy" Busch was against "just about everybody".
You can check out a photo of the poster from the track's Web site down below, but I think the track is missing out on a cool "bobblehead night"-style of promotion by giving the poster -- with the simulated wrestling body of Tony Stewart and all -- to the first 20,000 people through the track's gates for the All-Star Race.
Or better yet, just ship one out to me.
Go ahead, take a look at the poster -- I promise you'll laugh -- and if you're in the Charlotte region for the race in May, make your way over. It should be a good time for all, even with those darned black helicopters roving the place.
















Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
3-16-2009 @ 6:26AM
jbjg24m said...
ALWAYS HEARD THAT FLAIR LOVED NASCAR RACES AND EVEN DROVE A RACE CAR ONCE JUST FOR THE THRILL OF IT !!
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3-16-2009 @ 6:28AM
jbjg24m said...
ALWAYS HVE ADMIRED THIS GUY FOR HIS ENTHUSIASM FOR THE WRESTLING WORLD !! WITHOUT HIM THERE WOULD BE NO WWF !!
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3-16-2009 @ 12:57PM
ZaXXoN said...
"jbjg24m said... WITHOUT HIM THERE WOULD BE NO WWF !!" oh BULLSH**... Flair was great... but Hogan was the draw that rebuilt WWE... and Vince McMahon. Hogan was lame... but he was most popular wrestler when the biz was low and led the rebuilding process.
3-16-2009 @ 7:05AM
fisherdude47 said...
Whoooo, Whooooooo, Whoooooooooo.
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3-16-2009 @ 1:03PM
ZaXXoN said...
it is WOOOOO -------- not WHOOOO unless you are asking who Ric Flair is. no H in Woooooo
3-16-2009 @ 7:06AM
Robb said...
Wow Geoffrey, you were actually ALMOST funny. Go back to Toys R Us!
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3-16-2009 @ 8:16AM
biggjp said...
Hey, ric Flair has more Charisma and Showmanship Than all of NASCAR....Since his retirement,he will fit in well and be a crowd favorite...The Fans Love him and He's a great guy .....He has already proven his "New" calling with the Carolina Hurricanes....WOOOooooo Baby..
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3-16-2009 @ 8:20AM
obamaizadope said...
Wow, you can't be serious. Nascar cannot die fast enough..
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3-16-2009 @ 9:26AM
bushwhacker42 said...
Ric Flair is a long time N. Carolina resident and a long time race fan, and at one time a smaller class type car owner. This is just another attempt by NASCAR to have cheap publicity by having a celebrity around.
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3-16-2009 @ 9:39AM
Duane said...
jbjg24m said...
ALWAYS HVE ADMIRED THIS GUY FOR HIS ENTHUSIASM FOR THE WRESTLING WORLD !! WITHOUT HIM THERE WOULD BE NO WWF !!
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What's the World Wilflife Fund got to do with wrestling? Psst, McMahon lost the lawsuit back in 2002. Try joining the 21st century.
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3-16-2009 @ 9:43AM
scottrf68 said...
I think it is cool and if you can find something bad in it then your life is just pathetic and sad.
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3-16-2009 @ 9:57AM
gerarde7 said...
Why is it that whenever the media talks about pro wrestling they always have to through jabs at it saying that its fake? Of course its fake everybody by now knows that it is only a contrived exhibition of a well known amateur sport. MY point being that pro wrestling only exists to make fun of the so-called real sports, baseball , football etc. These sports claim to be real when in fact the players are always caught cheating (steroids, corked bats, gambling against one's own team) need I say more. Therefore I am proud to say that I would much rather watch a fake sport that knows it fake than a so-called real sport that belittles the fans intelligence in making us believe its real when only to find out that a certain player or players have cheated and thus predetermined the outcome. P.S. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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3-16-2009 @ 10:16AM
apaverman said...
hes not a great guy he is a lie and and cheat ask his wife and kids
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3-16-2009 @ 10:21AM
blackbrotha1 said...
My favorite Flair line: "My shoes cost mo than your house...whooooooooo!"
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3-16-2009 @ 11:16AM
Chris said...
woohoo more white trash added to the lineup! GG!
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3-16-2009 @ 11:28AM
gsxrianb said...
$4.oo part in NASCAR yea right!!!!
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3-16-2009 @ 11:59AM
Joseph said...
Long live the greatness of the nature boy Ric Flair!!!! ^_^
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3-16-2009 @ 12:30PM
limoscoonie said...
Rick, always put on a good show for the fans. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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3-16-2009 @ 12:31PM
sandtrap02 said...
Lets put old Rick in the white house, he would be better than what we got.
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3-16-2009 @ 1:51PM
racerboi1969 said...
why would ANY sport that is already suffering from a credibility problem go out and associate itself with the "king of all fake" entertainment? it's really kind of stupid isn't it? nascar is already (privately) equivocated with wrestling and has a huge problem being taken seriously.
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