Stewart Says Goodbye to Back Hair

Okay first, ooooohhhhh! But hey, it was for charity and since I am a woman, I do know how painful waxing is (not my back of course, but legs, bikini area, you get my drift). It sounds like the boys had fun and the money went to a very worthy cause, so hats off to them! As always, my man Jimmie came through. Very impressive! And Tony should see more dates in his future. Most women won't date a man with a hairy back! :-)

Kim

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Thanks Kim, and if Tony won't tell ya I will; we all appreciate the help you're giving Tony via your advice because most got it figured out that Smoke's biggest problem now is he's sleepin to close to his hand -these days.

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Hats off to Tony. Very painful, especially his back. For good cause. If he ever wants or loses bet, I'd be happy to volunteer to shave his head. Needs a cut very bad. He doesn't look good with the long locks, sorry Tony.

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tooslick:

Now I don't care who you are, that was just funny! You are right, Tony needs a woman. Perhaps getting rid of all that pesky back hair will due the trick.

Carol,

I have to disagree. I personally have never been attracted to Tony Stewart, but I actually think his long hair is kinda sexy. Must be that attraction I have toward "bad boys." The long hair helps his renegade image. JMO of course. :-)

Kim

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Must give credit where credit is due. Good job, Tony. Waxing back hair is good (no more sweaty back hair now) and doing it for charity is awesome. Heard some of the audio ... great job, DeLana!! And hats off to Harvick for making the bet. Next on the agenda ... hair cut with highlights.

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Zippy is thrilled that Tony shaved his back hair, it was getting in Zippy,s face..

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Whoop-de-doo, big hairy deal. They should have waxed his face too. That permanent 5 o'clock shadow has got to turn some men off. The hair cut probably hurt his chances for a date too, as the long hair gave Tony that feminine look. Just kidding, Tony's not gay. If you don't believe me, just ask his boyfriend. Don't know if I'd want Harvick doing any personal hygiene for me either. He's a little on the sissy side, and after watching his wife in action, it's obvious that she has removed a certain part of his lower anatomy. That seems to happen a lot with the men of Nascar, must be something in the fumes. The charity part is ok, but you have to remember that they get a ton of publicity for their actions along those lines. Not to mention the ever handy tax breaks with the IRS. And finally, as for Tony's lack of reaction to the wreck, remember he is on probation right now. It probably saved him an ass whoppin' anyhow as I think Harvick's bitch slap is a little faster than Tony's. One last thing, enough already about Jarrett retiring. He could have secured a better ride and finished his career in style, but opted to sell out for the almighty dollar. Dale, for two years now you'v been a joke....was the money worth it? Works for me.....

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Don......you know way to much about the sexual preferences of certain drivers....is there any history there or are you just cappin on them as usual?

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Damn Don. Don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel.
MBL

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I'm not gsy and wouldn't be one for all the hair on Kyle Busch's chest. But with Jimmy, Jeff, and Tony in Nascar, I guess it's become more acceptable. I've been married and divorced 8 times, so maybe I should have went the other way. Or at least have found my wives somewhere other than bars. Oh well, someday when I'm sitting in my rocker at the nursing, I'll have a ton of memories to draw on. That's if all the alcohol hasn't killed too many brain cells. It's been said that you have to have a mind in order to lose it, so I guess I'm pretty safe in that area. Any of you interested in a good used wife with low mileage and good taste in men ? Works for me....

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Now that's friggin funny Don LOL LOL LOL....Loved it. But man 8 times....your right it's time to change the place your shopping.

OH and ANNA-JOE....well your wrong again as usual...I'm from Stockton not Bakersfield and I'm so dissappointed you didn't have any of the surgeries I mentioned in the past...you know the place your still living with all your dirty little secrets you think you have on everyone......but then I'm glad to see you had one of your own choosing.....how else did you go from ANNA-TO-JOE! ! !

Aloha, Brad

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Maybe i had a transexual surgery just like your girl HARWICK DID. What the hell is it any of your business?. I already told you before i'm not anna.
I do not even recall who she is or was.Let me try again:my name is JOE, last name ANZA.I live in N.C.
SUBJECT : ST. JIMMY JOHNSON and GIBBS dished out $25000 k for the cry baby/ whiner of nascar.That was generous and kind. I always wondered why fans and media named him saint jimmy. T.stew. raised $100.000 for the PETTY biker camp.but no one will name him saint tony. OH AND THIS WAX SMOKE job, i wonder:was it HARWICK OR BRAD doing the waxing and
shaving.?

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Well well well..........so much for not answering me on these pages anymore, that lasted about what 4 hrs.
Anna-Joe....your add-on surgery is none of my business just as my business is none of yours but if you keep going there well I'm am just pleased as punch to squabble with ya girlfriend opps I mean dude oops I mean trans-gender, I'll be here and I won't Idly threaten to spout this kind of nonsense and crawl back in a hole like some 'INTELLIGENT' people! ! ! And the 'INTELLIGENT' people can see from pictures and reading the stories that is was Kevin Harvick doing the waxing, and Anna-Joe there was no mention of shaving...that's just another fantasy of yours also being another of your DiStaTatAtOrTIoNs of obvious facts in the above article, you must have bumped your empty head during your move from Florida to NC.

Aloh,ha,ha, ah cough-cough..HAAAAaaa, Brad

P.S. 'She walked like a woman but talked like a man...her name is Lola...LO LO LO LOLA....L-O-L-A

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Smoke and Kevin Harvick did a great job by raising money for severely ill children's charities.

Kim,
I think that Tony is sexy too. I like that bad boy image. I have to ask...why is Jimmie your favorite driver when he has the cleancut image? I like Jimmie too but he isn't my favorite.

Why didn't Kasey Kahne say no to that commercial where he's wearing the pink heart firesuit? What was Budweiser thinking? Budweiser should have chosen Elliott Sadler because he's a man's man and women like him too. I'm not so sure that a manly man can wear Kasey Bud gear to races anymore.

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Emerson.... I've been reading your posts for a few weeks now. Not only do you never have anything positive to say. It is clear to me that you are clueless!

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ALOHA BRAD
2 years ago you were from bakersfield cal. Today's days you are from STOCKTOWN CAL.(another b.s).
Only fear and qeer comes from stockton cal. which one are you dear.
anzaj.@yahoo.com

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MIKE,either you been flipping houses like hot cakes
or these pages have really begun to bore you, with this monotony of nascar talk.You used too post a all lot more.I know, i noticed too. Not as many disputes on here as there used to be.No much fun anymore.Sure,posts are still being sabotaged like army or marines targets, and EMERSON POSTS are not the only ones to disappear.Noticed? all the kissers
still here.I guess tgom was not the only sabotour.

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MIKE,either you been flipping houses like hot cakes
or these pages have really begun to bore you, with this monotony of nascar talk.You used too post a all lot more.I know, i noticed too. Not as many disputes on here as there used to be.No much fun anymore.Sure,posts are still being sabotaged like army or marines targets, and EMERSON POSTS are not the only ones to disappear.Noticed? all the kissers
still here.I guess tgom was not the only sabotour.

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Hi Susan!

That's a good question. I am not sure why I am attracted to Jimmie so much. He is a little too "pretty boy" for my taste. I have just always found him to be very sexy. He is my favorite because I love his driving abilities and attitude. I think he will end up being one of the "greats."

I am with you too where Kasey Kahne is concerned. I don't care if he is over 21 or not, he looks like a baby. I think Bud made the wrong call in making him their spokesman. I agree, Elliot Sadler would have been a much better choice. He looks like a "Bud" man. Kasey looks like he couldn't even handle to drink one whole beer. Sweet kid, but he's just that, a kid (at least that's how he comes off to me). You have to wonder what kind of target demographic Bud was shooting to attract. I know so many young teenagers and kids who love Kasey Kahne, but not many adults over 21.

Kim

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Anna-JOEBLOW-LOLA,,,, U really need to put away all your FBI files cause they are causing you to see double (like your post) and really are starting to fill that empty space between your ears with things that where never there (another DiSTorTInG fact from ANNA). I have only been on this blog for 1 year and never said my home was in Bakersfield, I said it was in Stockton, my home track was the 99 speedway (in Stockton) and that I live 1 1/2 hrs. away from infineon raceway, 1/2 hr. from the Altamont speedway, about 3 hrs. from Bakersfield raceway etc. etc.,,,,,,,,,,now go check your files and stop JOEBLOWING smoke screens that do you no good.

As far as fear and queers (note the spelling),
F-E-A-R stands for F*&% Everything And Run (just like you did about 4-6 months ago) and as far as queers well with your recent surgery I really don't need to explain that one to ya now do I.

Aloha, Brad

P.S. still here and not gonna run away and hide like some have with there panties/boxers/briefs (sorry but I didn't know how far you took your surgery Anna/Joe) inabunch

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