Helio Cancels Engagement, Totally Not Diddling Dance Partner

Das FanHaus is certainly not one to indulge in pointless celebrity gossip, or endorse things of this nature as actual news, but Helio Castroneves is an accomplished racing car driver and now a champion ballroom dancer, and these things fall squarely into our domain. Combine this with the ongoing saga of whether or not he is practiced the bedroom type moves on his partner, 19-year-old, Julianne Hough. Normally, this type of journalistic integrity remains firmly in the pages of People, US Weekly, and OMG! at Yahoo!, but Das FanHaus has a sworn duty to uphold the rules and regulations of randomness associated with the world of world sports. This definitely includes the overexposed exploits of open wheel racers and the accompanying pictures of their barely legal conquests.